Four guys, HARVARD, YALE, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab
University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion.
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) “WHY”?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!