Senior Citizen for Yearly Physical

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical
with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says,
“I will need a urine sample,
a stool sample, and a sperm sample.”

The man, being hard of hearing,
turns to his wife and meekly asks, “What did he say?”

The weary wife yells to him,
“GIVE HIM YOUR STINKING UNDERWEAR!”