some good jokes

American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hi hoti

Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted ‘Sign board’ to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted “Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist”

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ………

Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai……

Doosari bigadati hai to “SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
Srdr:”I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….