Kon bada

Ek Sharabi full set ho k ghar ja raha tha.

Raaste me mandir k bahar pujari dikha,
Sharabi ne Pujari se pucha, ..
“Sabse bada kaun?”

Us se peechha Chhudane k liye Pujari ne kaha ye Mandir bada.

Sharabi : Mandir bada to Dharti pe kaise khada?

Pujari : Achchha to Dharti badi.

Sharabi : Dharti badi to Sheshnaag pe kyo khadi?

Pujari : To Sheshnaag bada.

Sharabi : Sheshnaag bada to Shiv k gale me kyo pada?

Pujari : To Shiv bada.

Sharabi : Shiv bada to Parvat pe kyo khada?

Pujari : Tab to Parvat bada.

Sharabi : Parvat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyu pada?

Pujari : Aarre mere baap Hanuman bada.

Sharabi : Hanuman bada to Ram k charno me kyo pada?

Pujari sar peet k bola : Ram bada.

Sharabi : Ram bada to Sita k piche kyo pada?

Pujari : Arre mere baap to tu hi bata kaun bada?

Sharabi : “Is duniya me sirf woh bada jo poori Baatli peeke aapni Tango par khada ..