[Translate] JAMES BOND AND A TELUGU GUY FLY TO NEWYORK IN A FLIGHT. TELUGU GUY TAKES THE INITIATIVE TO CONVERSE WITH BOND. TELUGU GUY ASKS THE NAME OF BOND BOND SAYS: BOND! JAMES BOND! JAMES BOND 007! AND BOND ASKS … Continue reading
[Translate] MAN ASKED GOD HOW MUCH IS THE VALUE OF US100 MILLION TO YOU. GOD SAID ITS ABOUT I CENT FOR ME MAN ASKED GOD HOW LONG IS 100YEARS FOR YOU GOD SAID ITS ABOUT 1 SECOND FOR ME. MAN … Continue reading
[Translate] One young man went for an IAS Interview. “When did India get independence?” He was asked.”The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947? He replied.”Who was responsible for our independence?”.”There were so many. Whom … Continue reading
[Translate] Khuda Hi Khuda Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai, Jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda haiâ€¦.udhar kal khudega!
[Translate] Jo dekhi teri tasveer to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi. … Continue reading
[Translate] Exam paas aaye, sir mera dukhaye Teacher ne na jaaane kyun, dande dikhaye, Ab to mera sir, jaage na sota hai, Kya karoon haye, kuch kuch hota hai…. … Continue reading