[Translate] teacher:::– — make this sentence in this word ”’hand”’student ::— my penis in your hand..teacher “”– slap him””student ::– sorry teacher forgot to put space in between pen and is ….
[Translate] 1. Catch it alive. 2. Tie its legs. 3. Then make a “Gudgudi” in its stomach. 4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth…. n pour a spoon of poison….. Mission Accomplished. … … Continue reading
[Translate] New Exam pattern in India (Revised): 1. General students – Answer ALL questions. 2. OBC – WRITE ANY one question. 3. SC – ONLY READ questions. 4. ST – THANKS FOR COMING.. AND. 5. Gujjars/Jats – THANKS FOR ALLOWING … Continue reading
[Translate] The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: ‘Tylenol.’ ‘Very good! And what is it used for?’ ‘It is used for headache.’ The second pupil … Continue reading
[Translate] A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, … Continue reading
[Translate] Rabri Devi died and went to hell (as expected…)… As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.She asked, “What are all those clocks?” Yamraj answered, “Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on … Continue reading